God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh – Voltaire God scribbled out my life on a napkin one night while drunk in a roadside diner. “Ha ha ha,” he snickered, the scent of stripper fresh in his breath, “this one is going to be funny.” He then blew his nose [...]
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Not Funny, God
Posted in Stories, tagged comedian, God, hasselhoff, kung pao, mud poodle, soul patch, tinkle on May 23, 2008 | 1 Comment »
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