You see em comin at you every night Strung on pretension they fall for you at first sight You know their business – you think it’s a bore They make you restless – It’s nothin you ain’t seen before Get around town, spend your time on the run You never let down, say you do [...]
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Damn You, Swingy Arms
Posted in Stories, tagged billy squire, churchill, credit card, crystal light, durian, everybody wants you, faux-hawk, fruit, funny, humor, jesus, kiss, loser, love, nut huggers, penis, piano, pit stains, rachmaninoff, sex, social butterfly, swingy arms, unibrow on August 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Genital Mushrooms
Posted in Stories, tagged cauliflower, cock, Dr. Scholl's, freeze, genital, HPV, kubler-ross, mushrooms, penis, sex, shaft, STD, warts on June 12, 2008 | 2 Comments »
“Alright everyone, that’ll do. Have a great weekend, and as always, BE SAFE!” The classroom empties. I erase the blackboard, walk over to my desk, pull out the chair to my desk, sit down, wipe the sweat off my brow, and sigh. Why must experience be a requisite of the wise? It’s hot. Damn hot. [...]
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