Eh, Why Not?

A mouth is a mouth.  

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The Day Snorer

I’m no doctor, but I think it’s safe to presume that if a kid is snoring while they’re awake, there is some sort of problem.  Call me presumptuous, but it is my obligation to intervene. I pulled Terrell aside after class today.  Sat him down for a “chat”. “So, Terrell, how are things going?” “They’re alright.” [...]

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It’s Fun to Do Bad Things

Yeah, but no video games for a whole weekend …is it really worth it?

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Poverty Prevention Tip #44

Your rap career will probably not take off.

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Not Funny, God

God is a comedian playing to an audience that is afraid to laugh – Voltaire God scribbled out my life on a napkin one night while drunk in a roadside diner.   “Ha ha ha,” he snickered, the scent of stripper fresh in his breath, “this one is going to be funny.”  He then blew his nose [...]

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Senior Cut Day Scheduled

Next Tuesday, May 27, in commemoration of its 87th anniversary, White Castle restaurants will offer its Slyder burgers for 27 cents each between the hours of 2 pm and 3:27 pm local time. Riots are anticipated. 

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Poverty Prevention Tip #12

Do not invest in crack cocaine.

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The Secret Life of Mr. Kimble

The most amusing thing about being a teacher is the double life you lead.  For eight hours out of every weekday, you are a façade.  A front.  A show.  These kids don’t know who you are.   You act a script and play an image.  You are their teacher.  And that’s it; you live no other [...]

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One Retarded Girl

Riding the bus home from work today, this girl – absolutely gorgeous – got on and sat across from me.  We exchanged a few fleeting glances, and I wasn’t quite sure if she was into me or not, so I went over and talked to her.  Yeah, she wasn’t. 

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Finger or Toe?

Well, this is the grossest thing I’ve seen all day.

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